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A space man from the cosmos is regularly perceived burying a body by a big rock in State Game Lands Number 108 on a dark night.
The phantom of a young woman in a blood-covered dress is known to have been observed on a few occasions in a Patton house. Locals here who have seen this ghost allege this ghost is most likely the undead ghost of a person who used to have a home here in Patton. In any event, it in all certainty is a creepy ghost that you would not want to meet very late at night.
An alien may often be distinguished looking bloodcurdling in Driscoll Hollow late in the night.
A very large alpaca can be witnessed very often flinging stones into the water at Brubaker Run at night.
An martian voyager from another solar system has once in a while been made out marching along a secluded road next to Patton.
The ghost of an eleven feet huge man is occasionally spotted emerging in a mirror. People claim that this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long dead Patton local person.
Bigfoot has supposedly been witnessed on a few occasions sitting on a stool in a house near Patton.
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Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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