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These are some lies we made up about Orrtanna.
The phantom of a civil war warrior is occasionally witnessed in a convenience store in the Orrtanna vicinity.
An ET from another galaxy has been seen on a few occasions by Marys Rock looking crossly at the watcher.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a flying saucer can occasionally be noticed before sunrise soaring across the South Mountain.
An extremely large ibex was observed surveying the view from the summit of Bakers Knob in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a dreadfully scorched woman came into view on the water's edge of Carbaugh Reservoir piling chunks of concrete. Additional people close at hand have had comparable sightings with the same ghost.
The phantom of a guy having a pentagram carved into his arm was spotted down by Cold Springs at the stroke of midnight swallowing blood from a beaker. This ghost is exceptionally active in this vicinity; there have been a small number of additional reports of this particular ghost.
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Based on what the local residents allege, this ghost is that of a person who lived here in Orrtanna before the present. Whichever way, this is a bad spirit that should be kept away from.
The ghost of a seriously mangled hunter pulling a dead moose emerged scrambling up from a storm drain on an Orrtanna road very late at night. This is one of those ghosts that is observed frequently in close proximity. In any case, it's a terrifying ghost that is rather not interrupted.
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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