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These are some lies we made up about Ono.
A space alien from the Moon has every now and then been made out hauling a corpse from the freezing water of Aires Run after midnight.
A space alien from deep space is occasionally observed strolling through a trailer in Ono.
The martian technician of an alien spacecraft has been said to have been spotted on one or two instances up on Mount Ararat smoking a cigar.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a big mustache and a hook instead of his left hand can now and then be spotted traveling on a mare along a highway close to Ono. Lots of local residents claim this phantom is in all probability the struggling phantom of a person who used to reside here in Ono.
The ghost of an aged woman holding a handgun was witnessed striding through a trailer near Ono. The observer fled right after she noticed the ghost. Locals here assert that this ghost is the undead soul of a long forgotten Ono local.
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Ghost Sightings From Ono
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Ghost Sightings From Ono
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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