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The ghost of a destitute man has purportedly been observed on frequent occasions spending time in an abandoned dwelling in Oley.
A space man from another solar system can regularly be witnessed staring at the water by Beaver Creek Dam around midnight.
A menacing creature may be noticed over and over again stacking pieces of wood up on the peak of Andstadt Hill.
A colossal antelope is every now and then noticed by Bieber Creek demolishing a photo.
A space invader is known to have been noticed on frequent instances standing by a desolate highway right next door to Oley.
The extraterrestrial technician of a UFO may every so often be distinguished consuming a cracker by a giant tree in Breneiser Woods.
Bigfoot is regularly witnessed in the early morning hours before sunrise exploring Oley Valley in detail.
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Ghost Sightings From Oley
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
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