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These are some lies we made up about North East.
A giant vicuna has been made out on many occasions staggering from house to house in the early morning hours before sunrise on a North East street.
An ET from space can from time to time be distinguished in Gibson Park late at night pulling a body across the ground.
A Pteranodon was observed by Camp Cayuga Dam late in the night looking at the water.
The ghost of a guy sporting a law enforcement uniform appeared studying Gage Gulf in detail very late at night. This is one of those ghosts that is distinguished time and again around here. Local people who have perceived this phantom claim this phantom is most likely the tormented phantom of a resident who used to have a house here in North East.
A very large wombat was seen browsing through a closet in the bedroom of a North East mobile home in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of an elderly gentleman with a big gray mustache came into view dragging a dead body from the ice
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cold water of Belson Creek very late at night. The watcher escaped immediately after she made out the ghost. Residents allege that this ghost is the undead soul of a former North East resident. One thing is for certain, it is in all certainty a frightening ghost that is better not disrupted.
A lady with a machete sticking out of her head was
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spotted looking at folks in a North East flat through a door crack. The ghost unmoved that there was somebody else nearby. A woman who lives here asserts that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while passing through North East a long time ago. Anyway, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you do not want to bump into after midnight.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object was seen in a wild zone outside North East.
A medieval knight's armor lacking a person inside is repeatedly spotted trying to flag down cars in the middle of a dark highway near North East. Several folks assert this ghost is that of a local person who dwelled here in North East many years ago.
An alien tourist from another solar system has been distinguished on frequent occasions guzzling unleaded from a gas pump at a fuel station in North East.
A moderately see-through guy clothed as the skipper of a liner may repeatedly be noticed articulating into the night as if someone else was near. In any event, it's a terrifying phantom that
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you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From North East
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Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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