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These are some lies we made up about Newry.
A female with maggots crawling out of her mouth has sometimes been witnessed in a phone booth in Newry using the telephone. One thing's for sure, this is an intimidating ghost that should be avoided.
A very large mule is every so often witnessed looking scary in Carson Valley around midnight.
A sizeable bloodcurdling ogre can every now and then be spotted looking furiously at the eye witness in the middle of a desolate highway next to Newry very late at night.
A colossal tapir was observed howling at the witness to disappear in Alto Rest Park very late at night.
The spirit of a lady with a dagger in her back came into view glancing at the panorama from the pinnacle of Chimney Rocks late in the night. Several folks close by have had identical incidents with the same ghost. Anyhow, it's a menacing ghost that is rather not interrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Newry
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Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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