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These are some lies we made up about New Cumberland.
A gargantuan alpaca is often distinguished at Marsh Run Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight enjoying the landscape.
A cyclop is rumored to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions in a New Cumberland trailer.
The ghost of a brawny lumberjack clutching a big axe can often be perceived searching for a man down by Eichelberger Spring very late at night. If you talk to the people who live here, this phantom is probably the undead phantom of a local who used to dwell here in New Cumberland.
A giant finch can be witnessed very often in the middle of Asylum Run carrying a human cranium.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer has from time to time been noticed staggering next to a wild highway near New Cumberland.
An ET from planet Mars is now and then witnessed tossing boulders into Camp Hill Borough Pool very late at night.
A space invader from deep space is rumored to have been distinguished on numerous occasions coming
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into sight in a restroom mirror.
The scary spirit of a Barbarian can now and then be noticed in the early morning hours before sunrise rushing after a passing truck on a gloomy highway next to New Cumberland. Many locals say this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long dead New Cumberland local person. No matter what, this is an unpleasant
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ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A space invader has repeatedly been observed glancing at the vista from the peak of Neiman Hill before dawn.
An enormous gorilla is regularly observed covering a cadaver by a large boulder in Adam Ricci Community Park after midnight.
A scary skeleton is known to have been spotted on numerous occasions gardening in the front yard of a flat in New Cumberland.
A man that transformed into a vampire can regularly be distinguished by an old man fishing by a lake close to New Cumberland. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be kept away from.
An martian tourist from outer space has sometimes been distinguished having a seat in a chair in a home in New Cumberland.
The ghost of a pregnant woman is every now and then noticed going wild by a streetlight in New Cumberland.
The ghost of a young gentleman in a denim jacket has allegedly been seen on several occasions chucking bricks near Patapsco Valley State Park. Local people who have distinguished
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this ghost assert this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while driving through New Cumberland in the past.
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Ghost Sightings From New Cumberland
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The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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