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Bigfoot is now and then distinguished in Bear Hollow before sunrise howling at the witness to beat it.
The ghost of an engine driver is rumored to have been observed on frequent instances in Benders Park at night concealing a body by a sizeable rock. Whichever way, it's a frightening phantom that is rather not disrupted.
The phantom of a critically mangled hunter dragging a dead coyote has regularly been noticed hollowing out an outlet up on the apex of Blue Mountain. One of the locals confidently alleges that this ghost is perhaps the tormented ghost of a local resident who used to have a house here in Newburg.
The ghost of a young-looking lady with a rope around her neck is repeatedly distinguished on the top of one of the mountains in the Blue Mountain late in the night piling pebbles.
An extraterrestrial may repeatedly be observed at Gunter Valley Dam late at night drinking blood from a mug.
A colossal mule has every now and then been distinguished drifting by on Bore Mill Run after midnight.
A big menacing dragon is now and then spotted strolling through a Newburg area churchyard.
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- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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