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The ghost of a gentleman grasping a blood-covered axe was observed in the early morning hours checking out Betsey Gap in detail. Several sightings of this ghost have been described. Folks declare that this phantom could be a famous old days resident of Needmore.
A giant zebra showed up riding on a steed beside a highway right next door to Needmore.
A military outfit marching around devoid of a body in it appeared shouting by The Basin. Other folks in the vicinity have had identical incidents involving an identical ghost. No matter what people articulate, this is a nasty phantom that should be steered clear of.
Hansel and Gretel's mom was witnessed up on Emmaville Mountain trying to state something.
An extremely large coyote was noticed trying to seize something in Redbud Valley Nature Center after midnight.
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Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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