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These are some lies we made up about Nazareth.
An alien explorer from another planet came into view waving to cars along a shady highway close to Nazareth.
A space man from planet Neptune was spotted dispatching a postcard at a Nazareth post office.
A space man from outer space was perceived in Bethlehem Township Park at the stroke of midnight burying a body by a large rock.
A space alien has regularly been witnessed up on the highest spot of Camelhump struggling to grip something.
The ghost of a severely scorched lady is frequently seen down next to Horn Springs late at night flashing a light. Folks who have made out this spirit allege this spirit could be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Nazareth before the present. No matter what, this ghost sure is chilling; one that you wouldn't wish to come across around midnight.
An martian explorer from another galaxy can repeatedly be noticed conversing into the thin air as if someone besides was nearby.
A very large musk-ox
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has from time to time been observed tossing chunks of concrete into the current at Bushkill Creek at midnight.
Nicolaus Copernicus is every now and then noticed walking a Great Dane at night on a shadowy Nazareth avenue.
The spirit of a train driver has supposedly been made out on one or two instances peeking through apartment windows
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in Nazareth late at night.
A huge vicuna can from time to time be witnessed hurling pieces of wood in a rubber raft on Evergreen Lake.
The spirit of a dreadfully mangled huntsman hauling a dead moose has repeatedly been perceived at Mill Dam before sunrise piling bricks. No matter what people state, this is a hostile phantom that any reasonable person wouldn't want to run into.
A very large chamois has allegedly been observed on several instances browsing through trash container on a Nazareth street.
An ET from Pluto may often be made out on a Nazareth residential street at night.
An ET from the cosmos may be made out very frequently in Beltzville State Park near the park headquarters eating a chicken drumstick.
The ghost of a young-looking female with a cable around her neck is occasionally distinguished hovering in the air like a blimp in Nazareth.
A gentleman with no head is rumored to have been noticed on a small number of occasions reading a newsletter quite near Delaware National Scenic
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River. Anyway, it's a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Ghost Sightings From Nazareth
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
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