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These are some lies we made up about Mount Gretna.
An martian tourist from another solar system is rumored to have been noticed on a small number of occasions on the highest spot of Conewago Hill very late at night looking at the sight.
An alien from another part of the galaxy may occasionally be made out having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Mount Gretna mobile home.
A giant parrot has frequently been seen gazing by Dinosaur Rock.
Rapunzel is often witnessed glugging down water from Penryth Spring around midnight.
A space alien is rumored to have been spotted on frequent instances looking at people in a Mount Gretna home through a keyhole.
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Ghost Sightings From Mount Gretna
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Ghost Sightings From Mount Gretna
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
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