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These are some lies we made up about Mount Carmel.
An alien from another planet can repeatedly be spotted at Bear Gap Number Six Dam after midnight mounding chunks of concrete.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has occasionally been noticed in Paradise Park in the early morning hours before sunrise burying a body by a big rock.
A very large tapir is once in a while observed rummaging around in trash cans on a Mount Carmel street.
A colossal ocelot is rumored to have been observed on a small number of occasions pulling a corpse from the chilly water of Crab Run late in the night.
The phantom of a twelve foot high massive guy can occasionally be spotted bass fishing from the shore of Number One Reservoir around midnight.
The ghost of a lady having half her head lost was spotted on a Mount Carmel lane in the early morning hours. The spirit was consumed by the night after being observed. Several people declare this phantom might be a famous yesteryear dweller of
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Mount Carmel.
A colossal hartebeest was seen reading a newspaper up on the apex of Ashland Anticline.
A figure with a skeleton face dressed in shadowy robes was perceived seeking something on the top of one of the hills in the Little Mountain late in the night. Frightened by the witnesses the ghost fled into the dark. Either way, this
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ghost indisputably is terrifying; one that you wouldn't wish to encounter before sunrise.
A Seismosaurus was distinguished hovering in the air like a balloon in Mount Carmel.
A wandering ghost has often been distinguished in an autopart store in the Mount Carmel vicinity.
The ghost of a jet pilot is often perceived trying on clothes in a Mount Carmel house. If you listen to the locals, this ghost is the undead spirit of a long departed Mount Carmel local.
An martian traveler from another solar system has been said to have been witnessed on a handful of instances creeping out of a drain hole on a Mount Carmel residential street at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack gripping a big axe may regularly be distinguished reasoning in Locust Lake State Park outside the park headquarters.
An ET from Jupiter has from time to time been distinguished nosing around in mailboxes late in the night in Mount Carmel.
An alien from another part of the galaxy is every now and then observed in a Mount Carmel highschool in the early morning hours staggering the halls.
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Ghost Sightings From Mount Carmel
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BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
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