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The ghost of a shackled up guy was perceived staring in a motor boat on Mill Run Reservoir. This is one of those ghosts that is witnessed over and over again in the vicinity. Any which way, it sure is a chilling ghost that should be stayed away from.
An martian tourist from deep space appeared trying to capture something beside a wild road close to Mill Run before sunrise.
A space alien from Jupiter was witnessed spending time in a derelict farmhouse in Mill Run.
A gargantuan guanaco has repeatedly been perceived studying Indian Creek Gorge in detail late in the night.
The ghost of a youthful female drenched in blood is regularly seen washing a bloody pillow in Jonathan Run Falls at the stroke of midnight. Based on what the locals allege, this ghost is the undead soul of a former Mill Run person who lived here.
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Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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