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An enormous gnu has supposedly been distinguished on one or two occasions coming into view in a bedroom mirror.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship can frequently be observed reading a newsletter in the middle of Axe Factory Run.
A creepy being can be noticed very frequently on a dark night exploring Axe Factory Hollow in detail. Anyway, it sure is a creepy ghost that should be let alone.
The ghost of a gentleman outfitted as a plumber is every now and then noticed down by Big Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise grasping a skull. In any case, this is an antagonistic ghost that is better not messed with.
An alien explorer from another galaxy has purportedly been observed on one or two instances sitting on the floor in a trailer close to Mill Hall.
An ET from planet Jupiter can from time to time be seen staring in Hanna Park around midnight.
A giant turtle has regularly been noticed in the backseat of a truck by
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the driver noticing the spirit in her rear view mirror before dawn.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy is frequently noticed looking at the scenery at Upper Castanea Reservoir Dam at midnight.
A Tyrannosaurus may repeatedly be observed up on Big Mountain frightening people.
A huge jackal may be observed over and over again
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picking flowers in the side garden of a house in Mill Hall.
A very large cony has from time to time been made out by a man fishing by a lake next to Mill Hall.
The phantom of a guy wearing a police uniform is every now and then observed seated in an armchair in a house in Mill Hall. Loads of local residents argue this ghost likes frightening foolhardy people who come trying to locate ghosts in Mill Hall.
A space alien has been said to have been seen on a few occasions strolling from mobile home to mobile home in the early morning hours on a Mill Hall street.
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Ghost Sightings From Mill Hall
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Ghost Sightings From Mill Hall
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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