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An enormous hog has purportedly been perceived on a few instances at Champion Number One Mine Refuse Bank Dam in the early morning hours staring.
An martian tourist from space may every so often be seen examining Cherry Valley in detail after midnight.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy was made out spending time in an empty building in Midway.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship appeared by Point Pleasant startling folks.
The phantom of a young cowboy appeared pulling a dead body over the grass in Burgettstown Community Park in the early morning hours. When observed the spirit came near the viewer who then ran away.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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