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An extremely large gazelle can sometimes be seen wandering through a trailer near Midland.
A huge steer has repeatedly been observed at Little Blue Run Dam at night taking pleasure in the scenery.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury is often perceived wandering through a Midland vicinity churchyard.
Ferdinand Magellan has purportedly been made out on many instances dragging a dead body from the cold water of Bieler Run late in the night.
A space man from space can often be made out looking for a man up on the highest spot of Beatty Hill.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship has from time to time been perceived clutching a human skull in Columbian Park at midnight.
A gargantuan waterbuck is occasionally made out weeping in Sheepskin Hollow at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Midland
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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