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The ghost of an old prospector with a big beard and an eye patch has supposedly been distinguished on a few occasions at Broad Mountain Dam at midnight smoking a cigar. If you listen to what the locals argue, this phantom enjoys frightening unwise people who come trying to locate phantoms in Middleport. One thing's for certain, this is an unlikable ghost that is better not messed with.
The spirit of a flight attendant may every so often be seen in Lewistown Valley before sunrise speaking into the air. Any which way, it's a creepy ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into on a dark night.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief has often been witnessed reading a book in Beaver Creek. In any event, it is in all certainty a scary spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A huge mountain goat is frequently witnessed burying a body by a sizeable boulder in Locust Lake State Park at midnight.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady may regularly be noticed gripping a headbone up on the summit of Broad Mountain.
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How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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