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An extraterrestrial from planet Mars was observed poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Mercersburg.
The ghost of a nine feet colossal person was made out glancing across Blair Valley before dawn. There are additional descriptions on the subject of this ghost in the area.
An ET from space was observed in Blair Valley before dawn crying.
An extraterrestrial has frequently been witnessed on the top of Bear Pond Mountains in the early morning hours glancing at the sight.
The spirit of a woman having half her head gone is regularly seen around midnight fluttering over the Bear Pond Mountains.
Issac Newton can often be observed washing a blood-splattered shirt in Big Spring in the early morning hours.
A body with a skeleton face dressed in murky robes can be seen frequently performing a song on a harmonica in a Mercersburg home. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer
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that was killed while passing through Mercersburg before the present.
A drifting phantom has every now and then been seen dragging a dead body across the ground in Indian Springs Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours before sunrise. In any event, it's undeniably a chilling ghost that you do not want to meet very late at night.
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extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer is every now and then seen by Oliver Co Dam late in the night looking at the water.
An alien from planet Pluto is rumored to have been noticed on a small number of instances by Back Run calling people's names.
The ghost of a jetliner pilot may every now and then be witnessed in a mirror in a Mercersburg apartment; the spirit was exclusively noticeable in the mirror. According to what the people who live here assert, this phantom is that of a local person who had a home here in Mercersburg some decades ago.
The phantom of a muscular lumberjack clutching a sizeable axe has often been spotted in a house near Mercersburg. Residents here who have witnessed this phantom declare this phantom takes pleasure in startling foolhardy folks who come seeking phantoms in Mercersburg.
The bloodcurdling phantom of a Hun is often noticed in a Mercersburg area supermarket, walking the aisles.
A guy that transformed into a vampire is known to have been distinguished on many instances
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hollowing out a crack right by the entrance to Appalachian National Scenic Trail. Regardless of what, this spirit unquestionably is creepy; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Ghost Sightings From Mercersburg
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Ghost Sightings From Mercersburg
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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