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The ghost of an aged cleaning lady was seen at Davis Dam on a dark night gulping blood from a mug. There are several reports involving this phantom in the vicinity. Local people who have made out this ghost assert this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long forgotten Mentcle local resident.
The Wizard of Oz emerged conversing into the air as if somebody besides was present.
A black as coal bat that shape-shifted into a lady was observed guzzling gasoline by Bakers Run. Many folks close at hand have had similar incidents involving a very similar phantom. One thing is for certain, it's a terrifying phantom that you would not want to come across around midnight.
A gigantic jaguar appeared on the apex of Buck Hill at the stroke of midnight staring at the panorama.
The ghost of a young woman outfitted as a house keeper was perceived reading a magazine in Duman Lake Park after midnight. This ghost is extremely active in this area; there have been one or two other accounts of this particular ghost.
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Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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