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These are some lies we made up about Media.
An alien from the cosmos has from time to time been observed fishing from the water's edge of Broomalls Lake in the early morning hours.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft is sometimes seen searching for a map next to the water at Long Point.
An martian traveler from another part of the galaxy has been seen on a handful of instances consuming an apple up on Hunting Hill.
A headless gentleman can from time to time be spotted sipping orange juice next to a streetlamp in Media. One thing is for sure, this ghost certainly is bloodcurdling; one that any commonsensical person would not want to encounter.
A gargantuan horse has frequently been seen smoking a cigar at Brinton Lake Dam late at night.
The Ugly Duckling is repeatedly noticed searching through the closet in the bedroom of a Media house before sunrise.
A colossal sheep is rumored to have been spotted on several instances late in the night studying Excelsior Bar in detail.
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extremely large addax may repeatedly be observed pulling a dead body across the ground in Betchtel Park at midnight.
A space invader from another solar system can be made out repeatedly hauling a cadaver from the ice cold water of Ashbridge Run at the stroke of midnight.
The spirit of a physician with a blood-covered uniform has every
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now and then been perceived near the entrance to Bellevue State Park sniveling. A resident argues that this ghost is the tormented soul of a long dead Media local. In any case, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A gigantic eland is once in a while made out relaxing at a table in a Media residence.
A very large mandrill has supposedly been seen on several instances gazing at people in a Media house through an air vent.
A sizeable scary beast may sometimes be noticed in a wild area near Media.
The martian technician of a UFO was witnessed dispatching a letter at a Media post office.
The spirit of a man gripping a bloody sword came into view crying out names in Delaware & Lehigh National Heritage Corridor quite near the park headquarters. The ghost was ingested by the air after being seen. One of the local residents confidently argues that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while driving through Media in the past.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another
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planet was noticed chatting into the air as if somebody in addition was near.
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Ghost Sightings From Media
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Ghost Sightings From Media
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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