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These are some lies we made up about Mechanicsburg.
A space invader from planet Mars was made out in the backseat of a vehicle by the driver distinguishing the spirit in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
A lady with her legs amputated came into view picking flowers in the garden of a home in Mechanicsburg. This ghost is very active in this area; there have been one or two additional reports of this specific ghost.
Marco Polo was noticed glancing at the panorama from the apex of Chestnut Hill on a dark night.
A space alien from the cosmos was noticed looking chilling at John P Hall Dam on a dark night.
A soldier's uniform striding about without a body in it has regularly been perceived in Lambs Gap on a dark night staring irritably at the witness. A local woman alleges that this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long dead Mechanicsburg resident.
A colossal dormouse is often noticed in Adam Ricci Community Park late at night covering a cadaver by a big rock.
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ET has purportedly been perceived on many occasions going crazy down next to the water's edge at Camp Hill Borough Pool.
An alien vacationer from another world may repeatedly be noticed cleaning a bloody pair of pants in Eichelberger Spring very late at night.
The ghost of a civil war soldier has occasionally been perceived by a woman
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canoeing in a river near Mechanicsburg.
A gigantic antelope has been witnessed on a small number of occasions heaving bricks into the flowing water at Cedar Run in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos can once in a while be made out having a seat in a beanbag in a residence in Mechanicsburg.
A minotaur is frequently distinguished consuming a sandwich beneath a lamppost in Mechanicsburg.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been said to have been witnessed on frequent occasions in Gifford Pinchot State Park at the ranger station smoking a pipe.
An alien vacationer from another solar system may often be observed staggering from home to home at the stroke of midnight on a Mechanicsburg lane.
A colossal finch may be seen very frequently sitting at a coffee table in a Mechanicsburg trailer.
The ghost of a severely scorched lady has sometimes been spotted in a desolate location close to Mechanicsburg.
The ghost of a guy with the sign of the devil carved
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into his leg is every so often witnessed gazing in Catoctin Mountain Park at the park headquarters.
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Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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