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A very large alligator is occasionally witnessed in a trailer outside Mc Sherrystown.
A very large reptile is rumored to have been made out on many instances in a Mc Sherrystown area grocery store, staggering the aisles.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto may from time to time be made out looking terrifying late in the night on a lawn in Mc Sherrystown.
A cyclop was noticed in Little Valley late at night facing the onlooker.
The ghost of a farmer having on a farmer hat came into view at Hanover Dam at the stroke of midnight yelling at the observer to disappear. The ghost was ingested by the night after being seen. Residents here assert that this spirit enjoys scaring foolhardy folks who come trying to find spirits in Mc Sherrystown.
A giant salamander showed up up on the summit of High Rock throwing pebbles.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot was distinguished in Codorus State Park on a dark night excavating
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a hole. Alarmed by the watchers the ghost made its way into the darkness. Regardless of what, it in all certainty is a creepy ghost that any sensible person wouldn't wish to bump into.
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Ghost Sightings From Mc Sherrystown
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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