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A young-looking girl dressed in a blood-covered wedding dress has been seen on several occasions by Boyds Run throwing stones.
An extraterrestrial from outer space may repeatedly be observed by Horse Shoe Swamp mounding rocks.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object may be noticed repeatedly scrambling up from a manhole on a Mcadoo lane after midnight.
A giant cat has every so often been noticed in Skyview Memorial Park before sunrise munching on a melon.
A space alien from Venus is sometimes spotted bass fishing from the water's edge of Tuscarora Lake late in the night.
A space man from another galaxy can every so often be made out nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Mcadoo.
An extremely large chimpanzee was observed playing a melody on a harpsichord in a Mcadoo trailer.
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Ghost Sightings From Mcadoo
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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