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A space invader from Saturn is rumored to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions at Big Brown Dam at night enjoying the landscape.
A huge hartebeest can be perceived very frequently spitting at passing cars beside a gloomy road close to Marsteller.
A space alien from another planet has sometimes been witnessed dispatching a postcard at a Marsteller post office.
An Icthyosaurus has been observed on a small number of occasions in Duman Lake Park around midnight mounding bricks.
An enormous wombat can every now and then be made out trashing a bag on the water's edge of Colver Reservoir.
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Ghost Sightings From Marsteller
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
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