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One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves was seen covering a corpse by a sizeable rock in State Game Lands Number 297 late in the night.
A colossal dingo came into view by Bacon Run clutching a cranium.
An extremely large raccoon was perceived yelling up on the peak of Spring Hill.
A luminous human character has often been spotted by Browns Run Dam late at night staring at the water. Residents here who have seen this ghost allege this ghost takes pleasure in startling foolhardy people who have the nerve to disturb the tranquility in Marianna.
An alien from planet Pluto is repeatedly observed in a boat on Browns Run Reservoir struggling to snatch something.
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Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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