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A space invader from planet Jupiter may frequently be observed smoking a pipe up on the pinnacle of Big Kettle Mountain.
An extremely large ferret can be perceived very often at Bear Run late at night throwing chunks of concrete into the stream.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy has once in a while been seen in State Game Lands Number 295 in the early morning hours before sunrise hiding a cadaver by a large boulder.
A female hauling her head under her arm is occasionally distinguished striding through a flat in Madisonburg.
The ghost of a youthful female wearing a bloody wedding dress may from time to time be perceived downing water from Lamar Spring late in the night. Based on what the folks who live here declare, this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long forgotten Madisonburg local resident.
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Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
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