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These are some lies we made up about Macungie.
A space invader from another galaxy has supposedly been spotted on many instances in Ancient Oak West Recreation Area before dawn pulling a dead body over rocks.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship was made out seated on the floor in a residence right next door to Macungie.
A bloodcurdling skeleton was distinguished by Cedar Creek Dam Number One around midnight looking at the water. Scared by the observers the ghost fled into the shadows.
A man that shape-shifted into a vampire appeared flying across the South Mountain at the stroke of midnight. When witnessed the phantom came within reach of the onlooker who then escaped. One of the folks who live here confidently claims that this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long gone Macungie person who lived here.
An martian voyager from another solar system was spotted at midnight sprinting after a passing VW on a dark highway right next door to Macungie.
A huge pig was seen
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reading a newsletter in the center of Breinig Run.
Rapunzel has repeatedly been seen in the backseat of a car by the driver seeing the ghost in her rear view mirror on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos is repeatedly spotted by a man hiking along a trail next to Macungie.
A glow-in-the-dark human character has supposedly
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been noticed on several instances gazing in Leiberts Gap at the stroke of midnight.
A massive prairie dog can often be distinguished attempting to seize something up on the summit of Blackhead Hill.
The ghost of a pregnant lady can be spotted very frequently gazing across The Cove late at night.
A huge addax has once in a while been seen redistributing orbs about at the waterfront at Fogelsville Pond.
An ET is every so often noticed near Crystal Spring on a dark night looking terrifying.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object has allegedly been noticed on many occasions seated in a beanbag in a trailer in Macungie.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman in a leather jacket has frequently been noticed looking irritably at the onlooker beneath a streetlamp in Macungie. Regardless of what folks express, this phantom unquestionably is creepy; one that any reasonable person would not want to encounter.
A beheaded guy is regularly witnessed strolling from apartment to apartment on a dark
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night on a Macungie lane. Several of the people who live here assert this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Macungie many years ago. One thing's for certain, it's a chilling ghost that should be let alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Macungie
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Ghost Sightings From Macungie
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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