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A gargantuan leopard came into view in Stablers Grove Picnic Area after midnight pointing at the watcher.
An ET from another part of the galaxy was perceived snooping in mailboxes at night in Linden.
A gigantic anteater was distinguished checking out Cramer Hollow in detail at midnight.
A soldier's outfit striding around without a body in it has repeatedly been witnessed at Clapp Point at night gazing down into the water. One thing's for certain, this is an unpleasant ghost that any reasonable person would not want to bump into.
A space invader is often observed on the highest spot of Bobst Mountain on a dark night gazing at the vista.
An martian vacationer from another galaxy has been perceived on frequent occasions performing a piece of music on a xylophone in a Linden home.
The phantom of a civil war fighter can frequently be witnessed on a dark night looking at Fisher Point. Lots of local residents assert this spirit takes pleasure in frightening people who come trying to find spirits in Linden.
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Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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