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These are some lies we made up about Levittown.
The phantom of a youthful woman in a blood-covered wedding dress can regularly be perceived ascending up from a drain hole on a Levittown residential road on a dark night.
A headless female may be witnessed repeatedly playing a melody on a guitar in a Levittown house.
A gargantuan guanaco has sometimes been spotted in Five Mile Woods Forest Preserve late at night climbing a soaring tree.
The ghost of an 11 foot high enormous giant is occasionally noticed trashing a photo in Kinkora Bar at night. Either way, this ghost sure is menacing; one that should be avoided.
An alien from planet Neptune is known to have been made out on many occasions swallowing blood from a bottle in Assiscunk Creek.
An ET from space may occasionally be spotted looking down into the water at Biles Point late at night.
The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft has frequently been perceived monitoring the panorama from the peak of Laurel Hill around midnight.
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phantom of a young girl is known to have been witnessed on a small number of instances in a Levittown school at night wandering the corridors. If you talk to the residents, this spirit is that of a local resident who dwelled here in Levittown before the present.
A Pterodactyl may frequently be made out down at Scudders Falls in the early morning
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hours before sunrise gripping a skull.
A shape with a skeleton face wearing shady robes can be spotted very frequently howling by the shore at John F Kennedy Lake.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto has now and then been observed staring at the water by Crystal Lake Dam after midnight.
A wandering spirit is once in a while spotted in a trailer near Levittown. If you listen to what the locals say, this phantom gets pleasure from scaring foolhardy folks who come looking for phantoms in Levittown. In any case, this is an unsympathetic ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
A gigantic parrot has purportedly been witnessed on a few instances in Assunpink Park late at night trying to grab something.
A space man from another galaxy can once in a while be perceived trying to locate a glove beneath a parked Dodge in a Levittown parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
A colossal sloth was noticed scaring folks before sunrise on a park bench in Levittown.
A giant puma was made out by the entrance to Delaware
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National Scenic River shouting people's names.
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Ghost Sightings From Levittown
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A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
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