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These are some lies we made up about Lemoyne.
A giant mare can be spotted repeatedly mid stream in Asylum Run howling at the observer to go away.
A space invader has sometimes been distinguished taking a rest at the dining table in a Lemoyne house.
A female with a machete sticking out of her head has allegedly been spotted on many instances tossing pieces of wood near Eichelberger Spring late at night. In any case, it's a frightening ghost that should be shunned.
A knight's armor with no human inside may from time to time be noticed in a boat on Camp Hill Borough Pool digging a crack. No matter what people utter, it's sure a scary ghost that you wouldn't want to come across before dawn.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another world has regularly been noticed in Adam Ricci Community Park at night destroying a photo.
A somewhat transparent man outfitted as the captain of a oil tanker is frequently witnessed staring at folks in a Lemoyne building through a peephole. One thing's for guaranteed,
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this phantom unquestionably is chilling; one that any sound person would not want to bump into.
The ghost of a young man in a confederate uniform has purportedly been seen on a small number of instances by Marsh Run Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise gazing at the water. Either way, it's a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go
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trying to find.
The ghost of a hobo may frequently be seen in a secluded location close to Lemoyne. Based on what the local residents claim, this ghost likes scaring foolish folks who come searching for ghosts in Lemoyne.
An alien from planet Venus can be seen repeatedly trying to flag down cars beside a dark road close to Lemoyne.
A gargantuan fox has every so often been witnessed reading a tabloid in Bryson Hollow at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large mountain goat is now and then distinguished mailing a parcel at a Lemoyne post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Lemoyne
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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