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These are some lies we made up about Lemont.
The ghost of a woman with a dagger in her chest came into sight mid stream in Cedar Run tossing stones. There have been further testimonies regarding this ghost in the neighborhood.
A space alien from outer space was made out after midnight examining Big Hollow in detail.
A colossal raccoon has repeatedly been observed destroying a box in the early morning hours by a vending machine in Lemont.
The martian technician of an unidentified flying object is regularly distinguished resting at a table in a Lemont apartment trying to find a map.
The spirit of a shackled up lady has been observed on a small number of occasions on the summit of Bald Knob after midnight looking at the panorama.
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Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list. Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map. Arthur: -This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: -Arthur did. How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ? None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard. The police pulled Arthur's car over. -Sir, do you mind if I go through your car? - Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it. Arthur gets pulled over for speeding. Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir. Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40. Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly. Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out? Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away. Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day. Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT! Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you? - Only when he's drunk. Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie. - Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl. - You're on, said Delbert. The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks. - Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end. - Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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