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A giant hyena may frequently be spotted enjoying the panorama at Dashields Dam before dawn.
A space invader from Jupiter may be seen time and again looking furiously at the onlooker in the middle of Big Sewickley Creek.
The spirit of a civil war fighter is every now and then observed in Ambridge Park after midnight going wild. Lots of local residents declare this spirit is probably the struggling spirit of a local person who used to have a home here in Leetsdale.
The ghost of a terribly burned woman has been said to have been made out on several instances in Coony Hollow at night scooping out a crater. Residents here who have perceived this phantom claim this phantom is the struggling spirit of a long dead Leetsdale local. Whatever people express, it unquestionably is a chilling spirit that you do not want to encounter after midnight.
The ghost of the driver of a train can every now and then be spotted speaking into the air as if somebody else was present.
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
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