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These are some lies we made up about Lebanon.
An ET from another planet is known to have been spotted on a small number of instances riding on a moped on a dark road close to Lebanon.
An extraterrestrial can now and then be made out in a building in Lebanon.
The phantom of a young woman clothed as a house keeper has often been spotted stacking chunks of concrete at Cornwall Tailings Dam at night.
A giant hippopotamus is often spotted obliterating a book on the pinnacle of one of the hills in the Bunker Hills in the early morning hours.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs has been said to have been distinguished on many instances guzzling blood from a beaker beside Penryth Spring around midnight.
The ghost of a down-and-out guy can regularly be perceived on the highest spot of Mount Ararat around midnight staring at the panorama. One of the people who live here firmly asserts that this phantom is probably the undead phantom of a local resident who used to have a home here in Lebanon.
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extremely large prairie dog can be perceived often glugging down water in Grandview Memorial Park at midnight.
An alien explorer from space has now and then been perceived smoking a cigar on the water's edge of Rexmont Number Two Reservoir.
A menacing being is occasionally made out in a Lebanon flat. One thing is for sure, this spirit
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indisputably is menacing; one that any wise person would not want to come across.
The spirit of a gold-miner has been distinguished on several instances seeking another ghost by Bachman Run.
An ET from another planet was distinguished wandering next to a desolate road next to Lebanon.
A female with a somewhat translucent body emerged coming into view in a bedroom mirror. The appearance of the onlooker terrified the ghost who then faded away.
Genghis Khan was distinguished at the stroke of midnight running after a passing Toyota on a shadowy road right next door to Lebanon.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer showed up gardening in the garden of a mobile home in Lebanon.
A space invader from the Moon was made out in Rocks State Park near the park headquarters reasoning.
An alien from another solar system was observed by a lady hunting in a forest in the neighborhood of Lebanon.
The ghost of a man sporting a sheriff uniform has frequently been witnessed having a seat in a beanbag
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in a home in Lebanon. A number of of the residents claim this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long departed Lebanon local resident. Nonetheless, this is an unlikable phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Lebanon
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Ghost Sightings From Lebanon
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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