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A lady with no head is every so often distinguished drifting along Church Creek after midnight. People here who have distinguished this phantom declare this phantom loves terrifying foolish people who are courageous enough to upset the quiet in Lawrenceville. Nonetheless, it in all certainty is a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A man lacking a head may once in a while be observed at Cowanesque Dam before sunrise enjoying the surroundings. Residents here declare that this ghost loves scaring foolhardy people who come searching for ghosts in Lawrenceville. In any event, this ghost indisputably is terrifying; one that should be let alone.
An unbelievably chilling phantom was seen hanging out in a derelict structure in Lawrenceville. The ghost didn't care that there was someone other there.
The phantom of an elderly lady gripping a pistol was witnessed in Barber Hollow at night carrying a human skull. When the observer emerged
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the ghost fled. No matter what, it's a chilling spirit that is preferably not disrupted.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief was distinguished crying down by the water's edge at Hammond Lake. The appearance of the eye witness terrified the spirit who then faded away.
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Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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