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These are some lies we made up about Lansford.
A colossal impala was seen drinking blood from a mug by Bear Creek.
A space invader from Venus has frequently been spotted devouring a hotdog at Bear Creek Dam very late at night.
An alien from another world is rumored to have been spotted on a small number of occasions going through a bookshelf in the living room of a Lansford residence in the early morning hours.
An armor from the middle ages with no person inside may frequently be seen in Skyview Memorial Park before dawn hauling a cadaver over rocks.
A fairly transparent man outfitted as the captain of a freight ship may be observed often by Hughes Swamp seeking somebody. Several of those who live here argue this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long departed Lansford resident. Whichever way, this is a nasty ghost that any normal person would not want to bump into.
A gargantuan coyote has sometimes been distinguished exploring Bloomingdale Valley in detail after midnight.
A giant woodchuck is occasionally spotted crying down at the waterfront at Mauch Chunk Lake.
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Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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