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The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship is known to have been perceived on one or two instances in a Lamar secondary school in the early morning hours pacing the halls.
A man's body having the head of a bear can frequently be observed up on the apex of Big Kettle Mountain sniveling. According to the folks who live here, this phantom may well be a recognized past native of Lamar. Any which way, it in all certainty is a frightening phantom that should be shunned.
The ghost of a gentleman grasping a sword can be distinguished time and again in a mirror in a Lamar apartment; the ghost was exclusively detectable in the mirror.
An enormous wolf has occasionally been seen attempting to verbalize something in Bald Eagle State Park in the early morning hours.
A woman with larvae crawling out of her nose is sometimes made out shining a lamp by Axe Factory Run.
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Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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