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The alien commander of an unidentified flying object has purportedly been noticed on several instances in a mirror in a Kutztown mobile home; the ghost was exclusively noticeable in the mirror.
An alien vacationer from another world may often be perceived in a building near Kutztown.
An ET from planet Saturn can be perceived very often pulling a dead body over rocks in Bowers Park at midnight.
A giant peccary has sometimes been seen carving a gap up on Spitzenberg Hill.
An extraterrestrial from deep space is every now and then spotted in a Kutztown area auto part store, staggering the aisles.
A massive puppy has been said to have been made out on numerous instances at Kistler Creek at night hurling pebbles into the flowing water.
The ghost of a youthful female wearing a blood-covered wedding dress may every now and then be seen glugging down apple juice at Christman Dam at midnight. A number of of the residents claim this spirit gets
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pleasure from frightening foolish folks who come trying to locate spirits in Kutztown.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship was perceived in the early morning hours before sunrise scrutinizing Kistler Valley in detail.
William Shakespeare became visible conversing into the thin air at midnight by a vending machine in Kutztown.
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headless lady was made out wandering through a trailer in Kutztown. When the ghost was observed it faded away into the night.
The ghost of a ten feet enormous person was perceived traveling on a stallion alongside a highway right next door to Kutztown. The spirit was gobbled up by the air after being seen.
A space invader from planet Venus has often been noticed staggering through an apartment in the neighborhood of Kutztown.
The ghost of an adolescent girl is frequently distinguished gazing in Beltzville State Park right by the park headquarters. It has been declared that this individual ghost can be the spirit of a resident who passed on here in Kutztown some time ago.
An alien from another planet may frequently be made out at a pay phone in Kutztown making a phone call.
The ghost of a woman having half her head gone may be seen over and over again shining a flash light in Delaware National Scenic River at the park headquarters.
A figure with a skeleton face in shadowy robes has now and then been spotted
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frightening folks beside a deserted road near Kutztown at the stroke of midnight. If you listen to what the locals declare, this ghost is in all probability the tormented ghost of a local person who used to reside here in Kutztown.
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Ghost Sightings From Kutztown
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Ghost Sightings From Kutztown
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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