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These are some lies we made up about Kittanning.
An extraterrestrial from outer space was perceived having a seat at a coffee table in a Kittanning trailer.
An Anchisaurus appeared meditating up on the peak of Gault Hill.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian fighter became visible scaring people in Graff Hollow late in the night. The ghost was ingested by the night after being distinguished. Based on what the people who live here argue, this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long dead Kittanning local person. No matter what, it is certainly a bloodcurdling spirit that you would not want to meet at the stroke of midnight.
An ET was made out gazing at people in a Kittanning home through a keyhole.
The phantom of a brawny lumberjack holding a sizeable axe was perceived in a deserted spot near Kittanning. Alarmed by the onlookers the ghost fled into the dark. Scores of people who live here declare this ghost is that of a person who settled here in Kittanning some time ago.
The frightening
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ghost of a conquistador has often been distinguished facing the watcher in State Game Lands Number 247 after midnight. People who have made out this spirit argue this spirit takes pleasure in frightening foolhardy people who have the courage to disturb the silence in Kittanning.
A chilling skeleton is regularly seen at Allegheny River Lock And
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Dam Eight at the stroke of midnight taking pleasure in the surroundings. Folks say that this ghost likes startling unwise folks who come searching for ghosts in Kittanning.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has purportedly been observed on numerous occasions screaming at the observer to go away on the shore of Allegheny River Pool Eight.
A space man from Jupiter can repeatedly be seen hovering down a shady highway close to Kittanning.
A very large yak can be perceived repeatedly carving an opening in the middle of Bullock Run.
An ET from space is now and then distinguished dispatching a letter at a Kittanning post office.
A space man can from time to time be noticed conversing into the night as if somebody besides was present.
A mermaid has often been spotted walking a Cocker Spaniel at midnight on a dark Kittanning road.
A fluorescent human shape is regularly seen eating a hotdog outside the entrance to Cook Forest State Park.
The alien mechanic of a UFO is known
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to have been observed on many instances looking through apartment windows in Kittanning in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Kittanning
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Ghost Sightings From Kittanning
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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