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The martian captain of an unidentified flying object was seen howling at the bystander to stay away in State Game Lands Number 100 very late at night.
A gentleman having the head of a devil has frequently been perceived going nuts in Akely Hollow late at night. Locals who have witnessed this ghost allege this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long gone Karthaus local.
A lady burning, holding a kerosene bottle is frequently distinguished digging a crack by Big Sterling Spring before sunrise. A local man claims that this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Karthaus in the past. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A massive opossum has purportedly been noticed on several instances stacking rocks up on Bear Hill.
The spirit of a grower sporting a worn hat can often be made out gazing at the water by J E Hoffman Number Three Mine Refuse Bank Dam at the stroke of midnight. One of the residents strongly alleges that this ghost loves terrifying folks who have the guts to disturb the silence in Karthaus.
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Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
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