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A big scary ogre is every so often noticed hauling a cadaver from the freezing water of Allwine Creek after midnight.

An martian traveler from outer space can now and then be perceived excavating a crack in the earth in State Forest Lands around midnight.

A space alien from planet Saturn has regularly been distinguished up on Rager Mountain annihilating a glove.

A space invader from space is regularly distinguished gazing at a person slumbering in a bed in an apartment in Johnstown.

A somewhat transparent guy dressed as the captain of a boat is known to have been observed on a handful of instances trying on shoes in a Johnstown flat. Many folks who live here argue this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was killed while journeying through Johnstown long ago.

A large frightening phantom may regularly be distinguished snooping in mailboxes before sunrise in Johnstown.

The ghost of a bound up gentleman can be spotted repeatedly
 
    around midnight exploring Gilbert Hollow in detail.

A giant bunny has every so often been witnessed in a boat on Big Spring Reservoir searching for a woman.

The ghost of a bum is from time to time distinguished looking at the water by Big Spring Dam at the stroke of midnight. People who have made out this spirit allege this spirit is
  that of a local person who had a house here in Johnstown before the present. Whichever way, this is an unlikable phantom that you don't want to encounter at the stroke of midnight.

The ghost of an elderly hag is known to have been witnessed on a few occasions in Allegheny Portage Railroad National Historic Site very late at night concealing a body by a large rock. In any event, it sure is a menacing ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to come across.

A giant musk-ox was seen in a Johnstown secondary school at midnight walking the corridors.

A gentleman with a large hole through his chest came into view in a mirror in a Johnstown residence; the spirit was only detectable in the mirror. When witnessed the ghost moved toward the observer who then ran off. Whatever folks exclaim, this ghost undeniably is creepy; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.

A space man was spotted flashing a kerosene lamp in Blue Knob State Park quite near the park headquarters.

A lady's body having a lizard's head
was observed in a residence near Johnstown. There are further reports involving this ghost in the vicinity. Locals here argue that this spirit loves terrifying foolish people who have the nerve to disrupt the tranquility in Johnstown.

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Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
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