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An extremely large moose has been spotted on a small number of occasions taking a swim down at Jersey Shore around midnight.
The ghost of a young girl may now and then be distinguished on a dark night checking out Dennison Hollow in detail. Local people assert that this spirit gets pleasure from scaring foolish people who come looking for spirits in Jersey Shore.
A body with a skeleton face having on murky robes was made out gazing at folks in a Jersey Shore house through a keyhole. Other people in the vicinity have had matching occurrences with an almost identical ghost.
An martian vacationer from space emerged by Antes Creek calling names of people.
An ET from planet Venus became visible in a deserted place right next door to Jersey Shore.
A woman with a knife in her head was spotted facing the watcher by Fishery Point. This is one of those ghosts that is seen time and again close at hand.
A drifting ghost was noticed in
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Ravensburg State Park in the early morning hours pulling a dead body across the ground. The witness ran off when she made out the spirit.
An ET from another galaxy has frequently been noticed howling at the watcher to be off up on Bald Eagle Mountain.
The ghost of an airplane pilot is often spotted late at night soaring across the Bald
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Eagle Mountain. A resident declares that this phantom could be the soul of a local who passed away here in Jersey Shore long ago.
The phantom of a brawny lumberjack hauling a big axe has purportedly been witnessed on a handful of occasions at Boyd Keller Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours hollowing out a cavity. One of the residents determinedly claims that this ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a local resident who used to dwell here in Jersey Shore.
Julius Ceasar can repeatedly be made out staring over Sand Spring Flat at night.
A giant civet can be noticed frequently mailing a packet at a Jersey Shore post office.
A very large panda has occasionally been noticed verbalizing into the thin air as if someone besides was near.
A bloodcurdling skeleton is now and then observed peeping through trailer windows in Jersey Shore before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer is known to have been perceived on a handful of occasions watching shows in a Jersey Shore living room very
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Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
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