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These are some lies we made up about Irwin.
An alien from another galaxy can be distinguished often trying to locate a bag by a parked Honda in an Irwin parking lot late at night.
A space man has sometimes been spotted in an Irwin area clothing store, strolling the aisles.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been said to have been seen on a few occasions chatting into the air down at the waterfront at Barnes Lake.
A giant rabbit may every now and then be noticed in Braddock Camp Historical Marker late at night burying a corpse by a sizeable boulder.
A luminous human form was distinguished studying Guffey Hollow in detail after midnight. This spirit is very active in this area; there have been numerous additional stories of this exact spirit.
An alien explorer from another solar system materialized pulling a corpse from the freezing water of Abers Creek after midnight.
An alien from another planet was seen attempting to verbalize something in the early morning
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hours on a park bench in Irwin.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft came into sight sitting at a coffee table in an Irwin home trying to touch something.
An martian tourist from the cosmos was seen gazing at the water by Butlers Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus was spotted
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mounted on a stallion beside a highway close to Irwin.
An ET from space has regularly been distinguished in a phone booth in Irwin making a telephone call.
The ghost of a pregnant lady is often distinguished marching through an Irwin area cemetery. One of the residents strongly declares that this spirit is that of a person who resided here in Irwin before the present.
The ghost of a young-looking guy dressed in a winter jacket is known to have been noticed on numerous occasions being in a neglected manor in Irwin.
A headless guy may regularly be noticed standing by a secluded road near Irwin.
A huge eland may be spotted over and over again riding on a bicycle on a dark highway near Irwin.
A space invader has once in a while been observed in a residence in Irwin.
The martian navigator of an unidentified flying object is now and then perceived in an Irwin home.
An alien from Jupiter has allegedly been perceived on several occasions strolling next to a deserted road right next door to
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Ghost Sightings From Irwin
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Ghost Sightings From Irwin
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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