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These are some lies we made up about Imperial.
A space man is every so often made out taking a rest at a table in an Imperial house seeking an object.
The extraterrestrial captain of a UFO may sometimes be witnessed striding through a residence in Imperial.
A giant ram is often witnessed at Boggs Run in the early morning hours before sunrise heaving boulders into the flowing water.
An alien vacationer from outer space is rumored to have been noticed on several instances being carried by a mare beside a road near Imperial.
An enormous quagga may often be made out by Champion Number One Mine Refuse Bank Dam at midnight gazing at the water.
A very large elephant can be seen very frequently crying in Settlers Cabin County Regional Park late at night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune has sometimes been witnessed wandering through a house in close proximity to Imperial.
Count Dracula is now and then spotted in a phone booth in Imperial making a telephone call.
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extremely large bear has allegedly been spotted on one or two instances in Beaver Creek State Park outside the park headquarters flickering a flash light.
The ghost of an aged gold digger with a big beard and a hook instead of his left hand may sometimes be distinguished walking through an Imperial neighborhood cemetery. Either way, this is
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an unpleasant ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to come across.
An alien from outer space was distinguished spending time in a deserted home in Imperial.
The ghost of an elderly lady gripping a gun became visible standing by a wild highway near Imperial. Many people close at hand have had matching events with an almost identical ghost.
An extraterrestrial came into sight in a house in Imperial.
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Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
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