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A space man from the Moon was observed in a mirror in a Hunker flat; the spirit was solely perceptible in the mirror.
An alien from another solar system materialized examining Leighty Hollow in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The bloodcurdling phantom of a conquistador was distinguished at Belson Run at the stroke of midnight flinging stones into the flowing water. Numerous stories of this ghost have been reported. No matter what people utter, this is an unpleasant ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A chilling skeleton has regularly been made out up on Bald Hill struggling to state something. Local people argue that this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long dead Hunker person who lived here.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire is repeatedly seen by Brinkerton Dam after midnight looking at the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Hunker
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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