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The ghost of a lady with half her head lost has sometimes been perceived devastating a bag late at night by a mailbox in Hickory.
A space man from another galaxy is every now and then perceived on the pinnacle of Garrett Hill before dawn staring at the vista.
The Ugly Duckling is known to have been observed on a small number of occasions checking out Cherry Valley in detail before sunrise.
The martian navigator of an unidentified flying object may from time to time be perceived at Champion Number One Mine Refuse Bank Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise smoking a pipe.
A lady having a spear in her head was made out sitting at the dining table in a Hickory residence chatting into the thin air. The ghost spoke of revenging an assassination.
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Ghost Sightings From Hickory
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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