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These are some lies we made up about Hawley.
An extraterrestrial from another planet can repeatedly be made out in a desolate spot near Hawley.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object may be seen time and again carving a gap down near the water at Spinnler Point.
An ET from planet Neptune has from time to time been spotted laundering a blood-covered jacket in Wangum Falls in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A massive ewe is every now and then seen by Cattail Swamp looking for a shoe.
A gentleman having a knife in his head has been said to have been spotted on one or two occasions having a slice of pizza in State Game Lands Number 183 around midnight.
A very large fish has frequently been made out on the peak of Big Hill late at night glancing at the vista.
A very large mouse is regularly spotted trying to flag down cars in the middle of a gloomy road in the vicinity of Hawley.
A space man from another solar system has been distinguished
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on one or two occasions dragging a cadaver from the cold water of Carley Brook around midnight.
The alien crew member of an alien spacecraft may regularly be perceived soaring over Gates Meadow around midnight.
An martian explorer from the cosmos can be spotted repeatedly posting an envelope at a Hawley post office.
A space invader
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from outer space has once in a while been seen gulping diesel from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Hawley.
A guy's body having the head of a lizard is from time to time noticed fly fishing from the shore of Cadjaw Pond late in the night. Locals here say that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while traveling through Hawley a long time ago. Regardless of what folks state, it's a frightening ghost that you would not want to meet at night.
A feminine character has supposedly been spotted on numerous occasions struggling to seize something at Beaver Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight. Anyway, it's undeniably a frightening ghost that any sensible person wouldn't wish to run into.
An alien may once in a while be perceived walking a Great Dane late at night on a murky Hawley avenue.
The spirit of a lady having a cross cut into her cheek was observed watching cable in a Hawley living room at midnight. The ghost did not mind that there was someone else near.
The phantom of a woman with a stiletto
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in her neck appeared searching through trash container on a Hawley street. The arrival of the eye witness scared the ghost who then faded away.
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Ghost Sightings From Hawley
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Ghost Sightings From Hawley
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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