|
| |
Havertown, Pennsylvania Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Havertown.
An enormous mynah bird is every so often seen peeking through mobile home windows in Havertown at the stroke of midnight.
An Anchisaurus has allegedly been witnessed on many occasions hauling a dead body across the dirt in Angora Park at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large wombat can from time to time be witnessed going through trash cans on a Havertown residential road.
A colossal porpoise was spotted on a Havertown residential street around midnight.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs was observed examining the panorama from the peak of Georges Hill after midnight.
An enormous doe became visible drifting along Abrahams Run very late at night.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship was noticed throwing boulders into Belmount Reservoir in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a young-looking lady soaked in blood was noticed gazing at the water by Broomall Lake Dam very
| |
|
late at night. There have been many descriptions regarding this ghost in the neighborhood.
An alien tourist from another solar system has repeatedly been spotted howling at the witness to disappear beside the water at Long Point.
Galileo is frequently seen hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Havertown.
The spirit of an
| |
| |
old witch has been made out on several instances piling boulders near Bellevue State Park.
A space alien from another galaxy can regularly be distinguished looking at a man sleeping in an armchair in a house in Havertown.
A woman's body with a bear's head may be witnessed time and again in a restaurant in the Havertown neighborhood. A local person argues that this ghost may be the soul of a resident who passed away here in Havertown long ago.
A massive aardvark is now and then noticed trying on clothes in a Havertown residence.
A huge anteater has been observed on a small number of instances in Delaware National Scenic River at the ranger station smoking a cigar.
A moderately decayed human dead body can now and then be distinguished struggling out from a manhole on a Havertown road around midnight. A number of of the residents declare this phantom could be a renowned past dweller of Havertown.
An ET has repeatedly been made out snooping in mailboxes very late at night in Havertown.
A lady ablaze,
|
|
holding a gasoline tank is often made out musicalizing on a harpsichord in a Havertown building.
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Havertown
Submit a lie about Havertown, Pennsylvania:
Other untruthful towns near Havertown, Pennsylvania:
Ardmore, Pennsylvania, 1 miles away
Springfield, Pennsylvania, 1 miles away
Drexel Hill, Pennsylvania, 2 miles away
Haverford, Pennsylvania, 3 miles away
Upper Darby, Pennsylvania, 3 miles away
Wynnewood, Pennsylvania, 3 miles away
Bryn Mawr, Pennsylvania, 3 miles away
Clifton Heights, Pennsylvania, 3 miles away
Broomall, Pennsylvania, 4 miles away
Glenolden, Pennsylvania, 4 miles away
Holmes, Pennsylvania, 4 miles away
Lansdowne, Pennsylvania, 4 miles away
Morton, Pennsylvania, 4 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Pennsylvania
|
Ghost Sightings From Havertown
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
MORE JOKES
|
