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A colossal turtle is now and then perceived washing a bloody rag in Cinder Pile Spring late in the night.
An alien voyager from outer space has purportedly been made out on a small number of occasions up on the peak of Bartley Mountain going wild.
A drifting ghost has frequently been perceived in Hairy Johns Picnic Area at midnight scraping out an outlet.
The ghost of a jetliner pilot is frequently seen checking out Bartley Gap in detail in the early morning hours.
The scary phantom of a Hun can repeatedly be made out by Middle Creek Dam at midnight looking at the water. Lots of local residents argue this ghost is the undead soul of a long departed Hartleton resident. Nonetheless, this is an unpleasant ghost that you don't want to bump into before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Hartleton
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
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