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These are some lies we made up about Gordon.
A female having the head of a leprechaun may be noticed often in a mobile home near Gordon. Local people who have made out this phantom claim this phantom loves terrifying foolish folks who come seeking phantoms in Gordon.
An ET from another world has now and then been distinguished up on Ashland Anticline mounding stones.
A massive monkey is occasionally noticed at the stroke of midnight floating by on Big Mine Run.
An ET has allegedly been seen on frequent occasions looking for a picture beneath a parked truck in a Gordon parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large mule can every so often be observed smoking a pipe in Paradise Park at night.
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Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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