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These are some lies we made up about Freeland.
Archimedes is frequently observed mounding stones up on Buck Mountain.
The ghost of a gravely mangled hunter hauling a dead cougar is rumored to have been perceived on a few instances in the early morning hours hovering across Hells Kitchen.
A gigantic rabbit can frequently be distinguished very late at night studying Long Hollow in detail.
A gigantic marten can be spotted repeatedly at Dam F at night dining on a cracker.
The martian mechanic of an unidentified flying object is from time to time noticed wandering through a house in the vicinity of Freeland.
A female lacking a head has been seen on several instances guzzling water from Sand Spring after midnight. People here who have noticed this ghost claim this ghost loves terrifying foolhardy people who come searching for ghosts in Freeland.
An martian tourist from another part of the galaxy can once in a while be spotted at a coin operated phone in Freeland making a phone call.
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space invader from deep space has repeatedly been seen marching through a Freeland area churchyard.
A space invader is often made out looking by Bear Swamp.
A gentleman devoid of a head has been said to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions at Beaver Creek on a dark night throwing bricks into the current. People argue that
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this ghost can be the soul of a local resident who died here in Freeland some time ago.
The spirit of an elderly gold digger with a large mustache and a wooden leg can often be seen reflecting alongside a desolate road outside Freeland before dawn.
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Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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